25 Coffee Puns and Dad Jokes to Get You Through Father's Day

Fathers seem to show up whenever we need a good laugh. Dad humor is one of a kind and cringeworthy and we want to help keep the laughs coming, especially when you’re enjoying a cup of coffee together. Here are some of our favorite coffee puns and dad jokes that you can use all year long for a room full of rolling eyes and heavy sighs. And if you’re ever giving the gift of coffee or a coffee maker, feel free to steal one of these for the card!

We hope that you like these puns a latte!

  1. What should a father say to his daughter every day? You’re brewtiful.
  2. Words cannot espresso what you bean to me.
  3. Thank you for always beaning there, I love you a latte.
  4. I brewed this coffee espresso-ly for you.
  5. I saw two coffee lovers arguing the other day. It was a very heated debate.
  6. The key to becoming a great latte artist is to espresso yourself.
  7. A cappuccino walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hit me with your best shot.”
  8. What happens if you touch Dad’s coffee? You’ll be grounded!
  9. Ever since I made Mr. Coffee part of my daily grind, my mornings have never been better.
  10. Don’t be depresso-ed, you can brew it!
  11. That movie we watched was all froth and no substance.
  12. Why did Mr. Coffee call the police? Because he was mugged!
  13. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
  14. If this is decaf, we’re gonna have a latte problems.
  15. Some people lift weights. Personally, I prefer to French press.
  16. What kind of coffee maker do little ghosts use? The Mr. Coffee Mini Boo.
  17. Dad likes his iced coffee like he likes the thermostat: COLD.
  18. I gave the guy at the cafe money and he gave me a coffee. It was a fair trade.
  19. Who forgot to clean the coffee maker? Come on, spill the beans.
  20. What kind of coffee maker does the orchestra conductor use? The Mr. Coffee Easy Measure.
  21. Don't talk to Dad before he’s had his espresso or he’ll lose his tamper.
  22. Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
  23. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
  24. Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
  25. Affogato to tell you something: You’re the greatest.

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